Look! Scared now?
Thursday, May 25, 2006
This petition was sent to me by Michael Petrasek, and I send it to you: this is called "Stephen Harper is a Sports Fan"
To: Government of Canada
The decision by the Government of Canada in its most recent budget to give a tax credit to the parents of children taking part in organized sports (the so-called "soccer mom" credit) is fundamentally unfair. It provides a subsidy to one group of citizens by making a value judgement about the activities in which they choose to involve their children.
The implicit assumption is that involvement in traditional sports has a higher value than taking piano or dance lessons, taking classes in the visual and dramatic arts, singing in a youth choir or taking part in debating or chess clubs. This is unsupportable in fact and undemocratic in its effects. Parents who choose to spend their money on developing the aesthetic, cultural and artistic gifts of their children should not be discriminated against in favour of parents who choose to support their childrens athletic abilities.
Therefore, the undersigned petition the government to reconsider its announced policy and to extend the tax credit to all children and to any activity in which parents enroll their children for their mental, artistic or physical well-being.
Sincerely,The Undersigned
If you think arts and culture may, in fact, be as valuable as soccer to our society, please consider signing the petition below on thewebsite here listed:
http://www.petitiononline.com/dbs201bl/
Okay Stephen Harper. Now you're pissing me off.
What's next? Double the baby bonus for being born twice?
Free cable for those who watch demonstrably more Fox News?
And now you won't talk to the press? That's not allowed! You're the PRIME MINISTER. We're allowed to know what you are doing. That's a really big democracy rule.
You watch this guy. He's got Bushitis. And that is not a spell check mistake.
The decision by the Government of Canada in its most recent budget to give a tax credit to the parents of children taking part in organized sports (the so-called "soccer mom" credit) is fundamentally unfair. It provides a subsidy to one group of citizens by making a value judgement about the activities in which they choose to involve their children.
The implicit assumption is that involvement in traditional sports has a higher value than taking piano or dance lessons, taking classes in the visual and dramatic arts, singing in a youth choir or taking part in debating or chess clubs. This is unsupportable in fact and undemocratic in its effects. Parents who choose to spend their money on developing the aesthetic, cultural and artistic gifts of their children should not be discriminated against in favour of parents who choose to support their childrens athletic abilities.
Therefore, the undersigned petition the government to reconsider its announced policy and to extend the tax credit to all children and to any activity in which parents enroll their children for their mental, artistic or physical well-being.
Sincerely,The Undersigned
If you think arts and culture may, in fact, be as valuable as soccer to our society, please consider signing the petition below on thewebsite here listed:
http://www.petitiononline.com/dbs201bl/
Okay Stephen Harper. Now you're pissing me off.
What's next? Double the baby bonus for being born twice?
Free cable for those who watch demonstrably more Fox News?
And now you won't talk to the press? That's not allowed! You're the PRIME MINISTER. We're allowed to know what you are doing. That's a really big democracy rule.
You watch this guy. He's got Bushitis. And that is not a spell check mistake.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
A rough patch
My improv, especially in Theatresports, has been going through quite a rough patch. After some 14 years of doing this stuff, I find most Fridays I am hitting the second half tired, distracted and without the spark I need to really rock it out there. The stuff I am doing is okay, but just that, and sometimes less. It lacks luster. What is that word? Lackluster. Luckily Mark to the Meer has been around to save my ass.
CHiMPROV goes a lot better for me, for one reason or the other.
Maybe when Kevvy gets home, the pleasure of seeing my good friend and improvising with him again will relight my fires.
Maybe the sloughing off of external theatrical work will leave me the energy I need for the RFT stage.
Maybe the upcoming GANZA will inspire me to greater heights.
And if that doesn't work, a break. Like a month break from short form improv.
I'll still do the CHiMP though. I mean, do you see how many HopRocks shows are coming up?
CHiMPROV goes a lot better for me, for one reason or the other.
Maybe when Kevvy gets home, the pleasure of seeing my good friend and improvising with him again will relight my fires.
Maybe the sloughing off of external theatrical work will leave me the energy I need for the RFT stage.
Maybe the upcoming GANZA will inspire me to greater heights.
And if that doesn't work, a break. Like a month break from short form improv.
I'll still do the CHiMP though. I mean, do you see how many HopRocks shows are coming up?
Sunday, May 07, 2006
100 reasons my girlfriend is better than sarah silverman ( a work in progress)
1. I actually know her. Real well even. She comes to my house and we eat meals together and rent movies and walk around. It's super fun.
2. Her sense of humour is as funny as Sarah's, but less harsh, which I enjoy more in a personal setting.
3. She contantly talking about neat stuff that I am totally interested in.
4. She is really smart.
5. She is really pretty.
6. She smells really good.
7. She is constantly impressing me with her dedication to her work, both vocational and occupational.
8. I like her new haircut.
9. She is really thoughtful, not just of me, but of all her friends and family, and of cabdrivers. (After she calls a cab, she has to go and wait for it, because she would rather wait outside for ten minutes than make a cabbie wait for one. That kind of thoughtful.)
10. Jania find excellent gifts. (see number nine)
11. These gifts are often for me.
12. When they are not, she puts my name on the card, so that I seem thoughtful too.
13. While she can speak intelligently about intenational politics in Spanish, she is willing (nay, eager) to discuss celebrity gossip with me. Like that Tom Cruise, I mean, am I right?
14. The whole sex thing simply can not be ignored. But I won't get into details.
15. A year aogo I taught her to scramble an egg. Now she can make the best curry ever.
16. She took me to nicaragua and showed me a whole different world.
17. She likes all my friends.
18. All my friends like her.
19. I like all her friends.
20. She lives in a nice apartment that is hilariously messy and very neat, sometimes depending on the room you are in.
21. She had lots of patience for people, but does not suffer fools gladly, and can hilariously lampoon people she dislikes. This counter-balances with the general sweetness of her character and makes laugh and laugh, because despite number 2, I do like harsh comedy as well.
22. She got into comics, but she got into not just superhero ones, like i mostly read, but also little small press personal stuff that I have grown to like as well.
23. She comes out to my family's place and sincerely enjoys the craziness that is a Craddock gathering.
24. I like her new haircut.
25. She likes me in a beard.
26. She is incapable of driving anywhere near good enough while talking on her cell phone.
27. She likes air hockey. And is quite good.
28. She beats me at everything. (except air hockey)
29. She likes theatre a lot, while not actually being in theatre, as a profession.
30. She gets me a lil something everytime I open anything, even if it is in a different town, or if it was just my birthday. It's her way of saying she is proud of me.
31. She is proud of me.
32. If I am really busy, she will call people and make appointments for me.
33. She likes when i cook for her.
34. I get to lend her my car.
35. She keeps all her jewelry on the Spiderman phone by my couches. She says that he protects it, and maybe he does.
36. She is really short, but she buys pants at an "especially for tall girls store", and then hems them, by a foot and a half.
37. She can play with the nicaraguan kids so well. They love her. She's turns a quick panhandle into a fast friendship, the kind kids make with each other for a day on a playground.
38. She was willing to get a cat, even though she is really allergic, because i really like cats.
39. We make little vows to each other concerning mundanity, which we know we will not keep. We will not consistently acheive better nutrition, we will not return the movies on time.
40. She gives great backrubs.
41. She listens well to my rants of the feckless business i have chosen, and consistently gives reasonable, supportive and human advice.
42. she learned some of gay rap i wrote and can spit it on request.
43. when she saw the sarah silverman stuff on my blog, this is the email she wrote me:
i was so excited to check out the exagerated life of you, because i knew that the big "100 reasons that my girlfriend kicks ass" entry was coming out today. hurrah!
"you know who else i love SO MUCH?"
awwww. how sweet. he love me SO MUCH!
but wait...thats not me at all!!!! that's the funny girl from tv, movies, and jimmy kimmel's bed.
she took my spot. what a cunt.
i still love you...but she is in my bad books.
love,
j
44. She has the tiniest hands.
45. We are gonna try to make a documentary.
46. When I questioned whether I should have the small print of "the Kiss" in my living room, she reminded me that it was funny because all my "KISS" action figures are on the shelf above them.
47. She never judges how messy my bedroom (and life) gets.
48. She is always going to baby showers, but shows little interest in having a child herself.
49. She takes such good care of her brother.
2. Her sense of humour is as funny as Sarah's, but less harsh, which I enjoy more in a personal setting.
3. She contantly talking about neat stuff that I am totally interested in.
4. She is really smart.
5. She is really pretty.
6. She smells really good.
7. She is constantly impressing me with her dedication to her work, both vocational and occupational.
8. I like her new haircut.
9. She is really thoughtful, not just of me, but of all her friends and family, and of cabdrivers. (After she calls a cab, she has to go and wait for it, because she would rather wait outside for ten minutes than make a cabbie wait for one. That kind of thoughtful.)
10. Jania find excellent gifts. (see number nine)
11. These gifts are often for me.
12. When they are not, she puts my name on the card, so that I seem thoughtful too.
13. While she can speak intelligently about intenational politics in Spanish, she is willing (nay, eager) to discuss celebrity gossip with me. Like that Tom Cruise, I mean, am I right?
14. The whole sex thing simply can not be ignored. But I won't get into details.
15. A year aogo I taught her to scramble an egg. Now she can make the best curry ever.
16. She took me to nicaragua and showed me a whole different world.
17. She likes all my friends.
18. All my friends like her.
19. I like all her friends.
20. She lives in a nice apartment that is hilariously messy and very neat, sometimes depending on the room you are in.
21. She had lots of patience for people, but does not suffer fools gladly, and can hilariously lampoon people she dislikes. This counter-balances with the general sweetness of her character and makes laugh and laugh, because despite number 2, I do like harsh comedy as well.
22. She got into comics, but she got into not just superhero ones, like i mostly read, but also little small press personal stuff that I have grown to like as well.
23. She comes out to my family's place and sincerely enjoys the craziness that is a Craddock gathering.
24. I like her new haircut.
25. She likes me in a beard.
26. She is incapable of driving anywhere near good enough while talking on her cell phone.
27. She likes air hockey. And is quite good.
28. She beats me at everything. (except air hockey)
29. She likes theatre a lot, while not actually being in theatre, as a profession.
30. She gets me a lil something everytime I open anything, even if it is in a different town, or if it was just my birthday. It's her way of saying she is proud of me.
31. She is proud of me.
32. If I am really busy, she will call people and make appointments for me.
33. She likes when i cook for her.
34. I get to lend her my car.
35. She keeps all her jewelry on the Spiderman phone by my couches. She says that he protects it, and maybe he does.
36. She is really short, but she buys pants at an "especially for tall girls store", and then hems them, by a foot and a half.
37. She can play with the nicaraguan kids so well. They love her. She's turns a quick panhandle into a fast friendship, the kind kids make with each other for a day on a playground.
38. She was willing to get a cat, even though she is really allergic, because i really like cats.
39. We make little vows to each other concerning mundanity, which we know we will not keep. We will not consistently acheive better nutrition, we will not return the movies on time.
40. She gives great backrubs.
41. She listens well to my rants of the feckless business i have chosen, and consistently gives reasonable, supportive and human advice.
42. she learned some of gay rap i wrote and can spit it on request.
43. when she saw the sarah silverman stuff on my blog, this is the email she wrote me:
i was so excited to check out the exagerated life of you, because i knew that the big "100 reasons that my girlfriend kicks ass" entry was coming out today. hurrah!
"you know who else i love SO MUCH?"
awwww. how sweet. he love me SO MUCH!
but wait...thats not me at all!!!! that's the funny girl from tv, movies, and jimmy kimmel's bed.
she took my spot. what a cunt.
i still love you...but she is in my bad books.
love,
j
44. She has the tiniest hands.
45. We are gonna try to make a documentary.
46. When I questioned whether I should have the small print of "the Kiss" in my living room, she reminded me that it was funny because all my "KISS" action figures are on the shelf above them.
47. She never judges how messy my bedroom (and life) gets.
48. She is always going to baby showers, but shows little interest in having a child herself.
49. She takes such good care of her brother.
Friday, May 05, 2006
tonight is a workshop performance of BASH'd
Yes! You heard right!
(if you read that aloud to yourself and you heard it, then YES! YOU HEARD RIGHT!)
The incredibly anticipated in incredibly small circles workshop presentation of BASH'd, a gay rap opera, by Nathan Cuckow, Aaron Macri, and me. I am nervous as hush puppies at an athlete's foot convention, but I can only hope the beat will stay with us and the rhymes will amuse and contort the assembled theatre nerds.
I am always amazed at the turn outs these things get. But then, I guess if an artist you liked, say Picasso, said (probably in Spanish) hey, you wanna look at this painting. It's not done, but if you want, you can look at it, and then later when it's done you can compare, well, you'd look at that painting, wouldn't you.
Like if Jonathan Franzen said, (in English) hey Crad, check it out, my new book. It's just a first draft, but i like it so far, why not give it a look, well, I sure as hell would.
Not that I am famous like those guys, but you get the idea. Maybe it's not that mysterious after all.
(if you read that aloud to yourself and you heard it, then YES! YOU HEARD RIGHT!)
The incredibly anticipated in incredibly small circles workshop presentation of BASH'd, a gay rap opera, by Nathan Cuckow, Aaron Macri, and me. I am nervous as hush puppies at an athlete's foot convention, but I can only hope the beat will stay with us and the rhymes will amuse and contort the assembled theatre nerds.
I am always amazed at the turn outs these things get. But then, I guess if an artist you liked, say Picasso, said (probably in Spanish) hey, you wanna look at this painting. It's not done, but if you want, you can look at it, and then later when it's done you can compare, well, you'd look at that painting, wouldn't you.
Like if Jonathan Franzen said, (in English) hey Crad, check it out, my new book. It's just a first draft, but i like it so far, why not give it a look, well, I sure as hell would.
Not that I am famous like those guys, but you get the idea. Maybe it's not that mysterious after all.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Also
I am noticing a lot of people. Homeless people, in this case, and specifically I am noticing how they often walk across the street in the midle of the flow of traffic, stopping everything.
I have heard people say that it i because they are too drunk/high/mentally ill to notice when they cross the street.
But i think not.
I think it is a gesture, a gesture of their power, their power, thier tmporary political position, that they will stop the flow of society for just a minute, they, who have the power to affect little in their lives and less in the world at large, they, who are braver than most, perhaps due to their mental states, (drunk/high/mentally ill, for this is still also often true) and thus they take thier difficult lives into their hands and pull that shopping cart across 109 street at rush hour, while your coveted green light goes to yellow ten feet ahead.
They do this, not to annoy, (though yes, to annoy) but also as if to say:
"You will notice me now. now you will preserve my life. you will stop your car, for though you will not help me live, you also do not wish to be the one to kill me. you will stop and look, for i am here, i am here, I AM HERE."
I have heard people say that it i because they are too drunk/high/mentally ill to notice when they cross the street.
But i think not.
I think it is a gesture, a gesture of their power, their power, thier tmporary political position, that they will stop the flow of society for just a minute, they, who have the power to affect little in their lives and less in the world at large, they, who are braver than most, perhaps due to their mental states, (drunk/high/mentally ill, for this is still also often true) and thus they take thier difficult lives into their hands and pull that shopping cart across 109 street at rush hour, while your coveted green light goes to yellow ten feet ahead.
They do this, not to annoy, (though yes, to annoy) but also as if to say:
"You will notice me now. now you will preserve my life. you will stop your car, for though you will not help me live, you also do not wish to be the one to kill me. you will stop and look, for i am here, i am here, I AM HERE."
la la la la la life goes on
So now I am hip deep in the Springboards New Play festival, and despite my being basically a new play factory of Taiwan proportions, I have never done this festival before. Maybe because I finish my plays two weeks before rehearsals start.
Anyhow, here I am, with my man the N - to the Dizzle and Dr Ge', who we all know to be none other than my BoyGroove bro in arms, double A to the R O N. And we are having a fun and exhauting time getting this workshop rapping up. Workshopping a rap musical is not like workshopping a regular play. In a play reading, it is so natural to stop and look and read some more, and pause and so forth. But rap is set to a beat that keeps going and all that, well, you can see the difference.
After this next week, I am taking a couple of days off. And when I am done smoking pot and playing PS2, I am going to go to Toronto and look in on BoyGroove as well as check out the Tournament of Wonders Improv festival, put out by my pals Iron Cobra. So that should be an awesome party trip, leaving me hung over and funned up and ready to go back to work.
Coming up soon, one hundred reasons my girlfriend is better than Sarah Silverman.
Anyhow, here I am, with my man the N - to the Dizzle and Dr Ge', who we all know to be none other than my BoyGroove bro in arms, double A to the R O N. And we are having a fun and exhauting time getting this workshop rapping up. Workshopping a rap musical is not like workshopping a regular play. In a play reading, it is so natural to stop and look and read some more, and pause and so forth. But rap is set to a beat that keeps going and all that, well, you can see the difference.
After this next week, I am taking a couple of days off. And when I am done smoking pot and playing PS2, I am going to go to Toronto and look in on BoyGroove as well as check out the Tournament of Wonders Improv festival, put out by my pals Iron Cobra. So that should be an awesome party trip, leaving me hung over and funned up and ready to go back to work.
Coming up soon, one hundred reasons my girlfriend is better than Sarah Silverman.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
and then boygroove opened
and i wasn't there. I would like to describe the hazy recollections through my massive hangover,
( I did get a bit drunk here, in celebration, but my hangover is small and manageable) but since I was not there, I can only hit you with some excerpts of emails I received from participants and various spies I stationed.
like my friend Erin, the publishing queen of Toronto:
Hey--Just wanted to tell you again how much I loved the show last night. It
was really excellent. The guys did a great job. It's a great show, you're brilliant! The theatre was so packed that people were standing in the back. Great audience response and I'm sure that the
clapping would have continued if they hadn't turned the lights up right
away. People were laughing, clapping along with the songs, cheering, etc.
Singing the songs in the bathroom afterwards... (I tell you, the bathroom is
where it's at.) The poster/programs look great too, although your name should
be bigger. :-)
Most of all, to you, congratulations. This is an amazing opportunity and
it's absolutely well deserved. I wish you could have been there last night.
Tell me when you'll be in town. I'm leaving tomorrow and I'll be back late
Monday, May 8. Maybe I can bring Karen to the show when you're here.
Lots of love, E.
ps. Oh yes, there were loads of media people there too. Including Canada's
Us weekly, the Weekly Scoop.
pps. I had no idea the boys sang the national anthem at the Jays game on the
weekend--hilarious!!
and I got this from one of the investor guys, who has been kind enough to update me from time to time on the goings on of the goings on.
( I did get a bit drunk here, in celebration, but my hangover is small and manageable) but since I was not there, I can only hit you with some excerpts of emails I received from participants and various spies I stationed.
like my friend Erin, the publishing queen of Toronto:
Hey--Just wanted to tell you again how much I loved the show last night. It
was really excellent. The guys did a great job. It's a great show, you're brilliant! The theatre was so packed that people were standing in the back. Great audience response and I'm sure that the
clapping would have continued if they hadn't turned the lights up right
away. People were laughing, clapping along with the songs, cheering, etc.
Singing the songs in the bathroom afterwards... (I tell you, the bathroom is
where it's at.) The poster/programs look great too, although your name should
be bigger. :-)
Most of all, to you, congratulations. This is an amazing opportunity and
it's absolutely well deserved. I wish you could have been there last night.
Tell me when you'll be in town. I'm leaving tomorrow and I'll be back late
Monday, May 8. Maybe I can bring Karen to the show when you're here.
Lots of love, E.
ps. Oh yes, there were loads of media people there too. Including Canada's
Us weekly, the Weekly Scoop.
pps. I had no idea the boys sang the national anthem at the Jays game on the
weekend--hilarious!!
and I got this from one of the investor guys, who has been kind enough to update me from time to time on the goings on of the goings on.
HI Chris, just a quick hi;
Here's the first review of last night's opening review in the Toronto Star:
**** FOUR STARS !
Not bad for a brand new show.
Last night was terrific,full house and great time. 85 minutes of pure fun. Besides the Star, the Sun, Globe & Mail, National Post and Eye were there as well. I'll forward their views when printed. The boys worked their tails off. We set up a 'sign station' in the lobby that the teens (as well as a few women) used for their signs in the show. The place rocked. The sound tech still has his work cut out for him but everything, including the projections worked well. There was praise to go all around - Aaron's songs and sound-props, your writing . . especially your writing. Personally, I want to say that I marvel at some of the remarkable things you do that expose so much, so simply ( like my favourite . . "whatchamacallit. . . gay."). You're good.
There was great constructive feedback too, but that's for another show another time. . . now I have to go sell tickets . . .
Let me know when you're back in town. .
Regards, Jef
And just so you know, in the Toronto star, four is the most you can get. Just so you weren't like where's the other star, like my parents, when i would get a test back and they'd be like, where's the other 20%, when I already had to cheat to gt the 80? Parents, you know? Anyhow -
This is from Beth, the stage manager.
B
So that was the boygroove opening, as far as I know....
And just so you know, in the Toronto star, four is the most you can get. Just so you weren't like where's the other star, like my parents, when i would get a test back and they'd be like, where's the other 20%, when I already had to cheat to gt the 80? Parents, you know? Anyhow -
This is from Beth, the stage manager.
Hey guys!!
Well, we are opened!! Thank GOD!. It took until 7:10
to get the lighting/sound/video to be in a place where
things were ok to start, but we got there. I had a
couple of GREAT phone conversations with Macri and
most stuff got figured out. A full show report will
follow tomorrow, but I'd like to think the worst is
over, people are drinking their faces off and the
crowd absolutely LOVED the show.
We all felt your love coming from so far away and know
that we all wish you were here. Again, I will update
tomorrow, but everything is going to be ok.
Well, we are opened!! Thank GOD!. It took until 7:10
to get the lighting/sound/video to be in a place where
things were ok to start, but we got there. I had a
couple of GREAT phone conversations with Macri and
most stuff got figured out. A full show report will
follow tomorrow, but I'd like to think the worst is
over, people are drinking their faces off and the
crowd absolutely LOVED the show.
We all felt your love coming from so far away and know
that we all wish you were here. Again, I will update
tomorrow, but everything is going to be ok.
B
So that was the boygroove opening, as far as I know....
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
posting without
So what does one say when there is nothing to say?
When the shows are going fine and the gay rap is being written, probably will be done by deadline.
Scott Thompson is coming to the opening of my show in Toronto, and I won't be there to claim my rightful place as his BFF. Too bad, in a ton of ways.
I am a bit jealous of the guys in the show. Last night they had MTV drive them around partying, as they went from place to place, followed by cameras. Last Sunday they sang the national anthem at the Jays game. They are getting the full star treatment. While I am here in Edmonton. Opening windows and rearranging my 10 inch justice league action figure collection, complete with a tiny ATOM, as well as the rare WONDER WOMAN figure, but still lacking the even rarer HAWKGIRL figure. (too late, you missed my birthday)
I feel as though, in many ways, BoyGroove is passing me, its creator, by. As I wave at it from my lawn chair by the highway and hope for a big cheque.
It is a nice day, however, and my work goes swimmingly.
ennui is a funny thing, not just in its spelling, which is hilarious, but in its random ability to strike even when the going is good.
damn you ennui!
Times like this, I must avoid being a spoiled North American and remember how much more meaningful the good moments would be if I were suffering hunger or dodging landmines, instead doing pretty much whatever creative project I want whenever I want.
They say that most unhappiness can be chalked up to fatigue and fear, and I have a fair amount of both. Perhaps a nap and some yoga. Oops, nope. I must instead write more gay rap. It does present some really specific challenges.
ie - rap being so tied to drug culture - how can I say that someone is stoned for being gay in other countries without being mistaken for high?
and - many many words rhyme with gay, but how much is too much water drawn from that well, in the course of a 70 minute opera?
pretty specific right?
i came here today to spit the facts
jill the jacks and tear up the contracts
and ax a few questions of the man upstairs
bout why my people been caught unawares
And i did, you know. That's why I came here today.
When the shows are going fine and the gay rap is being written, probably will be done by deadline.
Scott Thompson is coming to the opening of my show in Toronto, and I won't be there to claim my rightful place as his BFF. Too bad, in a ton of ways.
I am a bit jealous of the guys in the show. Last night they had MTV drive them around partying, as they went from place to place, followed by cameras. Last Sunday they sang the national anthem at the Jays game. They are getting the full star treatment. While I am here in Edmonton. Opening windows and rearranging my 10 inch justice league action figure collection, complete with a tiny ATOM, as well as the rare WONDER WOMAN figure, but still lacking the even rarer HAWKGIRL figure. (too late, you missed my birthday)
I feel as though, in many ways, BoyGroove is passing me, its creator, by. As I wave at it from my lawn chair by the highway and hope for a big cheque.
It is a nice day, however, and my work goes swimmingly.
ennui is a funny thing, not just in its spelling, which is hilarious, but in its random ability to strike even when the going is good.
damn you ennui!
Times like this, I must avoid being a spoiled North American and remember how much more meaningful the good moments would be if I were suffering hunger or dodging landmines, instead doing pretty much whatever creative project I want whenever I want.
They say that most unhappiness can be chalked up to fatigue and fear, and I have a fair amount of both. Perhaps a nap and some yoga. Oops, nope. I must instead write more gay rap. It does present some really specific challenges.
ie - rap being so tied to drug culture - how can I say that someone is stoned for being gay in other countries without being mistaken for high?
and - many many words rhyme with gay, but how much is too much water drawn from that well, in the course of a 70 minute opera?
pretty specific right?
i came here today to spit the facts
jill the jacks and tear up the contracts
and ax a few questions of the man upstairs
bout why my people been caught unawares
And i did, you know. That's why I came here today.
Monday, April 24, 2006
who'd've thunk i'd write this much gay rap
I guess I suspected I might, when me and the N Dogg decided to pen a gay rap opera.
Luckily about a jillion things rhyme with gay.
We got us some braggy battle rap, like:
ripped like paper, polished like a gem
I am here to introduce my man feminem
Cutting up rhymes like a karate jig saw
Pitching phat words like a gay south paw
Rapping up verse like liberace’s piano
He’s a blessing and a curse, going mano a mano
So step right up if you wanna get hurt
Fem will tear you a new one, serve you up like dessert.
and some sensitive pseudo-art rap, like:
Like a puzzle that’s missing a piece
Like a coiled tension
In need of release
The peace they feel in each others arms
The perfect silence
The protection from harm
The club goes away
It’s just the two of them
Moving rhythm to rhythm
God’s only men
On the earth
Not living in sin
but in perfect compliance with the desire within
stay tuned for violent gay-angster rap. Cocksuckas comin' atcha!
and then some time off. man i need a couple days off.
Luckily about a jillion things rhyme with gay.
We got us some braggy battle rap, like:
ripped like paper, polished like a gem
I am here to introduce my man feminem
Cutting up rhymes like a karate jig saw
Pitching phat words like a gay south paw
Rapping up verse like liberace’s piano
He’s a blessing and a curse, going mano a mano
So step right up if you wanna get hurt
Fem will tear you a new one, serve you up like dessert.
and some sensitive pseudo-art rap, like:
Like a puzzle that’s missing a piece
Like a coiled tension
In need of release
The peace they feel in each others arms
The perfect silence
The protection from harm
The club goes away
It’s just the two of them
Moving rhythm to rhythm
God’s only men
On the earth
Not living in sin
but in perfect compliance with the desire within
stay tuned for violent gay-angster rap. Cocksuckas comin' atcha!
and then some time off. man i need a couple days off.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Times like this, I like to think of Tom Cruise. He got really famous and joined a crazy religion that he likes a lot, and got other people to join, just be virtue of his fame and cheek bones. He's not that good an actor, but he is one of the most famous people ever, and one of the world's oddest celebrities, even in today's climate when the bar is extemely high. Way to go Tom.
hey diddly dee
an artist's life for me.
so I am home from my 36 hour trip to Toronto, where I saw the better part of every T shirt on Queen St with my friend M to the R U B. We brought tons back for the boygroove guys to wear and the liked almost none of it. In the end we turned it over to a designer, which is never a bad idea.
So I had my dates wrong and thought BG previewed in Toronto last night, being Wednesday. I thought it opened this Friday. Thankfully, it does not preview until Friday and then opens the following Wednesday, which is a giant relief. More time in the theatre for the polishing and priming of our lil opus, and that is all to the good.
If you are in Toronto, you might have seen a BoyGroove poster fall out of your Now Magazine as you looked for the horoscopes. That's because 150, 000 of them went out inserted into Nows, which was then, and yet to the past, remains the future. Also the Toronto Star put in a great piece on the cover of their What's On section, and the BoyGroove.ca went to over 300 hits a day. So things are looking good. fingers crossed!
So now I am knee deep in gay rap with my man Nate to C U C K, which we will be dropping at the Springboards festival, a very civilized event which we are sure to offend. An even more conservative theatre has expressed interest in Calgary, which just goes to show how much people want to hear other people rhythmically swear.
Life remains crazy busy, and I look forward to having some time in early July to hang around on my couch and ignore the fantastic weather. I want to get high and watch movies. I am tired of being so multitasked and effective, and stressed out.
Also, I think I have a meeting at 11 tommorrow, but I can't for the life of me think with who?
If I have a meeting with you tomorrow, can you call me?
so I am home from my 36 hour trip to Toronto, where I saw the better part of every T shirt on Queen St with my friend M to the R U B. We brought tons back for the boygroove guys to wear and the liked almost none of it. In the end we turned it over to a designer, which is never a bad idea.
So I had my dates wrong and thought BG previewed in Toronto last night, being Wednesday. I thought it opened this Friday. Thankfully, it does not preview until Friday and then opens the following Wednesday, which is a giant relief. More time in the theatre for the polishing and priming of our lil opus, and that is all to the good.
If you are in Toronto, you might have seen a BoyGroove poster fall out of your Now Magazine as you looked for the horoscopes. That's because 150, 000 of them went out inserted into Nows, which was then, and yet to the past, remains the future. Also the Toronto Star put in a great piece on the cover of their What's On section, and the BoyGroove.ca went to over 300 hits a day. So things are looking good. fingers crossed!
So now I am knee deep in gay rap with my man Nate to C U C K, which we will be dropping at the Springboards festival, a very civilized event which we are sure to offend. An even more conservative theatre has expressed interest in Calgary, which just goes to show how much people want to hear other people rhythmically swear.
Life remains crazy busy, and I look forward to having some time in early July to hang around on my couch and ignore the fantastic weather. I want to get high and watch movies. I am tired of being so multitasked and effective, and stressed out.
Also, I think I have a meeting at 11 tommorrow, but I can't for the life of me think with who?
If I have a meeting with you tomorrow, can you call me?
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Faithless opens tonight
And a good time will be had by all, who had a good time. Check out www.theatrenetwork.ca for info. RFTers can hit me up for comps! Wish us luck!
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