i don't like smoking
i'm pretty low maintenance
the bachelor says

a brunette says:

a blonde and brunette fall off a building
which one landed first?

uh, the brunette

yeah, but why?
i dunno

the blonde had to stop and ask for directions

the other women cry
when he disappears into the water
kayaking off the yacht

when you have feelings for a guy
as I guess, a lot of us do at this point
it hurts to see him flirt with other guys

UUUUUH says skip
it hurts her


the bachelor says:
it was fun going out on the boat today
but it was tough too
having feelings for a lot of these women like i do
it was tough having them all interact like that

next they build a playground
it's a fertility test

this is how i type
when i am watching tv
drunkly blogging

bring your pallette
for a night of pleasure

they mix thier own wines
and then paint a painting
for the lable
on the shitty wine

he puts paint on his hand
and takes her hand in his

put it on your heart
he says

and he places his hand firmly
on his sculpted pec
and she on her large firm tit

they kiss

skip screams and claps her hands
these girls will do anything he says

these girls are all twenty three or so
but not devin
devin breaks down

i'm twenty eight
the guy i am dating is dating so many other women
i could just be at home dating a guy who is dating just one woman
i just feel ridiculous

amber says
i cooked dinner for my brothers and sisters every night
i am the most mature twenty three year old, like, EVER
yes
yes you are

ever.

they paint a playground for kids
one of them says
even though we're working as a team
we're really here for andy

not the kids

amber wants to take you to her classroom

he's so handsy
jania says
he'll just pull anything into hug
into a grope

no no
she says
paint the leaves and stems this way

DON"T CORRECT HIM! skip SHOUTS!

we have to take a break
it's too painful