he is the creepiest guy i ever
well not the creepiest guy i ever
but he's pretty creepy

says jania
about the guy
on the bachelor

these women are competing to marry this guy
who seems an utter douche
he hits on all of them
he is an officer
and a gentleman

oh GOD!
skip says
he's kissing her
he is so GROSS

c'mon smoker girl
they say
their favorite

the next competetion
is to spend the night
for "special quality time"

i like two adjectives - noun thing like that
they are experiencing cheapening demeaning humiliation

sometimes i rush it
she says

Skip's stomache hurts
oh god OH GOD
she says

don't you think that whoever he ends up marrying is gonna change their mind when they see the show, jania says

you're my sanctuary
the bachelor says

with nine girls left

and so it goes